CHROME DOME
(Deke Dickerson)
DAVE AND DEKE COMBO (HEYDAY HEY 040-2, 1996)

[Spoken]
This one goes out to who?
Carl Perkins, Telly Savalas and Sonny Curtis...

One, two, three, four
One, two, three...

Little honey what made you think that you were such hot stuff
I told you that I love you and you said, gee that's rough
I saw that guy you're messing with and he's nowhere
The only thing he's got is a full head of hair

Honey it ain't my fault that I've been cursed by the man upstairs
I've got a double headful of brains, but half a headful of hairs
I own a brand new Cadillac and a bought and payed for home
But the girls they all just walk on by and call me ol' chrome dome

Chrome dome, it ain't easy being slick
Chrome dome, my condition makes me sick
I could be the king of England a-sitting on a throne
Instead I'm here complaining, 'cause I'm the ol' chrome dome

I tried to wear a hat, but that just made me itch
I tried to weara wig, but it just blew off in a ditch
I tried that stuff on TV, that funny smelling foam
Well, none of that stuff worked, I guess I'll stay the ol' chrome dome

Chrome dome, it ain't easy being slick
Chrome dome, my condition makes me sick
I could be the king of England a-sitting on a throne
Instead I'm here complaining, 'cause I'm the ol' chrome dome
Instead I'm here complaining, 'cause I'm the ol' chrome dome