DIG THAT FORD
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DOUG HARDEN (Liberty Bell 9006, 1955)

One Ford car with a piston ring
Two rear wheels and one front spring
Has no fender, seat or plank
Burns lotsa gas, hard to crank
But dig that Ford, that crazy Ford
Oh, dig that Ford, that crazy Ford
Move on over and let this Ford go by

Carburetor busted half way through
Engine missing hits on two
Three years old afore this spring
Has shock absorbers and everything
So dig that Ford, that crazy Ford
Oh, dig that Ford, that crazy Ford
Move on over and let this Ford go by

Radiator's rusted, it sure does leak
Differential's dry, you can hear it squeak
Ten spokes missing, front all bend
Tyre blown out, not worth a cent
But dig that Ford, that crazy Ford
Oh, dig that Ford, that crazy Ford
Move on over and let this Ford go by

Has lots of speed, runs like the deuce
Runs either gas or tabacco juice
Tyres all off and run on the rim
But it's dandy Ford, for the shape it's in
Oh, dig that Ford, that crazy Ford
Oh, dig that Ford, that crazy Ford
Move on over and let this Ford go by

Oh, dig that Ford, that crazy Ford
Oh, dig that Ford, that crazy Ford
Move on over and let this Ford go by

Man, dig that crazy Ford!