I WOULD LOVE TO SHOOT HER TO THE MOON
(Urs Odermatt)
RHYTHM' TRAIN (©2006)

I'm always quite and steady
Though she needs three hours to get ready
She poses in front of the mirror all day
Have mercy Lord, it's all I say...

When she starts to yell
It's unbelievable to tell
She's louder than a lion's roar
All day she needs a war

Now that we've crossed the line
I tell her what's on my mind
I would love to shoot her to the moon

Everything I do is wrong
Even the melody of this song
I say left and she goes right
and we start the next fight

She never stops to jap
I got myself caught in her trap
I shut up and stopped yelling back
and tried to get on my track

Now that we've crossed the line
I tell her what's on my mind
I would love to shoot her to the moon

Living with her was hell
Since I've left, I'm really doing well
Threw away my ball and chain
And now I'm on the next train

Now that we've crossed the line
I tell her what's on my mind
I would love to shoot her to the moon

Courtesy of Urs Odermatt